Tonight is the night that I am singing for Tovah Feldshuh.  I can talk very well but I don’t know how great my singing voice is (although I always wished I had one).  Dennis (my singing coach) has opted for the roast to be sung with limited range and LOTS of personality and a very short skirt!  I dreamt when I got on stage I lost my lyrics and my dress!!   This past weekend I went to Dennis’s apartment to do a rehearsal.  He opens the door holding a can of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup and was reminding me of my “mmm mmm good” commercial on Friday.   A lady was at Dennis’s house and said she wanted me to have a dress of hers for this evening.  I said I would try it on and maybe wear it just once and give it back.  Her face looked appalled and said that she thought I was going to buy the dress!!   The dress was too short on me anyways.  I am going to be wearing my own clothes tonight.  Can’t wait to tell everyone how it goes.